Stupid Junk Like This Happens to Me All the Time

I. Am. Going. To. Cry. You will never, ever, ever believe what happened to me, yesterday. Given up? Well, I'm guna tell you anyway: My. Phone. Died. FOREVER!!!!! I know. Sad, right? I was texting my friend, Jasmine, when, all of a sudden, the screen went black. So, I took out the battery, and put it back in, like, five times, and it didn't work. I'm really sad, now. And, to top it all off, I'm going to summer school, now, for math. And, the teacher gives, like, twevle billion punds of homework, EVERY DAY! Even on the weekends! Maybe some of you are used to homework on the weekends, but I most certainly am not! And, whoever decided that it was a good idea to give out homework on the weekends is most definitely the dumbest person ever in the history of everything! Well, the homework-man, and the math-making-people. Darn you, Greeks! What were you thinking, making math?! Shame on you! Shame be brought upon you, for the rest of your days!!!!

This is my very dead, crying on the inside, phone.

This is my extemely evil math book. I despise you, math!!!